Fat But Deadly
Tactical Banana Heavyweight T-Shirt
Tactical Banana Heavyweight T-Shirt
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Make a bold and unexpected statement with the Tactical Banana Heavyweight T-Shirt. Featuring a fierce, angry banana geared up in tactical equipment, this design brings humor and grit together in perfect balance. Positioned on the back of the shirt, the detailed graphic captures attention and lets you showcase your tactical wit wherever you go. Designed for men who embrace their size and strength, this tee delivers comfort, durability, and a dose of fearless fun.
Crafted with a relaxed fit to ensure comfort for larger frames, this heavyweight black tee offers a commanding silhouette that’s both practical and stylish. The sharp white graphics on the back create a striking contrast, making it a standout piece in any wardrobe.
Key Features:
- Comfortable Fit: The relaxed design provides ample room for movement and all-day comfort, perfect for bigger men.
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, offering a soft, breathable, and sturdy feel.
- Durable Build: Twill-taped neck and shoulders enhance the shirt’s durability and help maintain its shape.
- Bold Design: A striking angry banana in tactical gear, printed on the back in crisp, fade-resistant white for maximum impact.
- Heavyweight Fabric: The 206.8 GSM material ensures a thick, structured feel without sacrificing breathability.
- Reinforced Details: Double-needle stitching on the armholes, sleeves, and hem enhances durability for everyday wear.
- Neckline Built to Last: A 7/8" double-needle top-stitched collar stays firm without stretching over time.
- Fade-Resistant Graphics: DTG printing ensures sharp, long-lasting designs that withstand frequent washes.
- Versatile Style: Perfect for pairing with tactical pants, joggers, or casual wear, making it ideal for a range of settings—from casual outings to training days.
Whether you’re taking life with a pinch of humor or gearing up for the next challenge, the Tactical Banana Heavyweight T-Shirt combines a tactical vibe with a playful twist. Wear it proudly and show the world you’re as tough as you are unique.
Why Fat But Deadly?
At Fat But Deadly, we build clothing for the bigger man—because size shouldn’t mean sacrificing style, confidence, or comfort. No tight, flimsy tees here—only properly built, heavyweight garments that give you the room, coverage, and commanding presence you deserve.
🔥 Built for broad shoulders and solid frames
🔥 Longer lengths—no more belly peekaboo
🔥 Badass designs that make an impact
🚚 FREE UK DELIVERY on orders over £75!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size Guide:
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
🛒 Get yours today and gear up for mayhem.
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Frequently asked questions
FAQs
How do your oversized heavyweight t-shirts fit?
Our oversized heavyweight tees have a relaxed, roomy fit designed for bigger men or those who prefer a looser, tactical look. If you want a true oversized fit, go with your usual size. If you prefer a more structured look, size down. Please refer to our Sizing Guide for more info.
Are these t-shirts suitable for the gym or training?
Absolutely. Our 206.8 GSM heavyweight cotton provides breathability and durability, making them great for workouts, range days, or just dominating the streets in style.
Do you offer big and tall sizes?
Yes! Our heavyweight t-shirts go up to 4XL, with extra length and width to ensure a comfortable fit for larger frames.
How long does production and delivery take?
Each Fat But Deadly t-shirt is made to order to ensure the highest quality. Production typically takes 2-5 business days, and shipping times vary based on location, but usually you'll receive your order within 7 - 12 days. You’ll receive order updates, followed by tracking information as soon as your order is produced and is ships. Please refer to our Shipping Policy for more info.
Do you offer a warranty or returns?
We stand by the quality of our gear. If your item arrives damaged or defective, we offer exchanges or replacements within 30 days of delivery. Contact our support team with your order details, and we’ll make it right. For more info, please view our warranty info.
How should I care for my t-shirt to keep it in top shape?
To maintain the vibrancy of the design and the integrity of the fabric, wash your t-shirt in cold water(30 degrees is fine), inside out, and tumble dry on low heat. Avoid bleach and high heat drying to ensure long-lasting wear. You can iron these shirts with a low heat, but please ensure the garment is inside out. Air drying is best, but not on a radiator.
Do these shrink after washing?
No, our t-shirts are pre-shrunk to maintain their size and shape. Just wash them in cold water (30 degrees is fine) and tumble dry low to keep them looking sharp. If in doubt, leave to air dry - but not on a radiator.
Will the graphics fade or crack?
Nope. Our DTG-printed designs are built to last, with high-contrast, crisp graphics that won’t crack, peel, or fade—even after multiple washes.