Fat But Deadly
That's Not Right Heavyweight T-Shirt
That's Not Right Heavyweight T-Shirt
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For those who appreciate tactical precision—with a side of humor—the That's Not Right Heavyweight T-Shirt delivers the perfect blend of military grit and unexpected comedy. Featuring a highly detailed special forces soldier realizing his sidearm has been replaced with a banana, this design captures that split-second moment of disbelief in the field. Whether you’re in the heat of action or just navigating everyday battles, this tee is a reminder that sometimes, things don’t go as planned—but you adapt and overcome.
Built for bigger men who demand both comfort and durability, this heavyweight white tee offers a structured yet relaxed fit that complements larger frames. The sharp tactical graphic on the back creates a bold contrast, ensuring the design stands out wherever you go.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Key Features:
- Made for Bigger Men: A relaxed fit with ample room for comfort and movement, designed to flatter larger builds.
- Premium Cotton: Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a breathable, soft, and high-quality feel.
- Reinforced Durability: Twill-taped neck and shoulders ensure long-lasting wear and maintain the shirt’s shape over time.
- Striking Graphic: A crisp black-and-white tactical design featuring a confused special forces operator with a misplaced sidearm.
- Heavyweight Fabric: The 206.8 GSM material provides a thick, structured feel without compromising breathability.
- Built to Last: Double-needle stitching on the armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem enhances durability for everyday wear.
- Sturdy Collar: A 7/8" double-needle top-stitched collar ensures the neckline retains its shape, even after repeated use.
- High-Quality Printing: DTG-printed for maximum detail, sharp contrast, and long-lasting wear, ensuring the design stays vibrant wash after wash.
- Versatile and Tactical: Pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or combat-ready gear—perfect for casual outings, range days, or just a good laugh among brothers-in-arms.
Because in life, things don’t always go according to plan—but when they don’t, at least make it funny. The That’s Not Right Heavyweight T-Shirt is built for men who know how to roll with the punches and keep moving forward.
Why Fat But Deadly?
At Fat But Deadly, we build clothing for the bigger man—because size shouldn’t mean sacrificing style, confidence, or comfort. No tight, flimsy tees here—only properly built, heavyweight garments that give you the room, coverage, and commanding presence you deserve.
🔥 Built for broad shoulders and solid frames
🔥 Longer lengths—no more belly peekaboo
🔥 Badass designs that make an impact
🚚 FREE UK DELIVERY on orders over £75!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size Guide:
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
🛒 Get yours today and embrace that banana.
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Frequently asked questions
FAQs
How do your oversized heavyweight t-shirts fit?
Our oversized heavyweight tees have a relaxed, roomy fit designed for bigger men or those who prefer a looser, tactical look. If you want a true oversized fit, go with your usual size. If you prefer a more structured look, size down. Please refer to our Sizing Guide for more info.
Are these t-shirts suitable for the gym or training?
Absolutely. Our 206.8 GSM heavyweight cotton provides breathability and durability, making them great for workouts, range days, or just dominating the streets in style.
Do you offer big and tall sizes?
Yes! Our heavyweight t-shirts go up to 4XL, with extra length and width to ensure a comfortable fit for larger frames.
How long does production and delivery take?
Each Fat But Deadly t-shirt is made to order to ensure the highest quality. Production typically takes 2-5 business days, and shipping times vary based on location, but usually you'll receive your order within 7 - 12 days. You’ll receive order updates, followed by tracking information as soon as your order is produced and is ships. Please refer to our Shipping Policy for more info.
Do you offer a warranty or returns?
We stand by the quality of our gear. If your item arrives damaged or defective, we offer exchanges or replacements within 30 days of delivery. Contact our support team with your order details, and we’ll make it right. For more info, please view our warranty info.
How should I care for my t-shirt to keep it in top shape?
To maintain the vibrancy of the design and the integrity of the fabric, wash your t-shirt in cold water(30 degrees is fine), inside out, and tumble dry on low heat. Avoid bleach and high heat drying to ensure long-lasting wear. You can iron these shirts with a low heat, but please ensure the garment is inside out. Air drying is best, but not on a radiator.
Do these shrink after washing?
No, our t-shirts are pre-shrunk to maintain their size and shape. Just wash them in cold water (30 degrees is fine) and tumble dry low to keep them looking sharp. If in doubt, leave to air dry - but not on a radiator.
Will the graphics fade or crack?
Nope. Our DTG-printed designs are built to last, with high-contrast, crisp graphics that won’t crack, peel, or fade—even after multiple washes.